Today I shall be posting all of the things that I almost IM’d to people then thought better of it:
I have your girlfriend – what will you give me for her safe return?
I have your boss – what will you give me for his safe return?
ChalkBoard on a Nails!
Maybe he can throw up on his girlfriend.
My water has an aftertaste like fish
ahhhh. Toledo. Gotta Love us.http://toledotales.blogspot.com/2006/06/bookie-lays-32-odds-on-carty-going.html
A tomato just fell in my purse.
I’m feeling really paranoid today, like everything everyone says is really about me.
Dreamed I was driving along in my old Capri with katy. Couldn’t get any power. hit the gas and it would really slowly pick up speed but never got over like 25, unless you could get to a hill.
Then car wouldn’t start at all but I coasted into a gas station*- Oh wait, something about us having to push it to get it to the gas station. Maybe we had to keep doing push starts.
Some guy was at the gas station to help us.
*which of course happened in real life alot with that car