Bathroom Story 1
Yesterday I walked out of my office and was hearing strange noises. We have weird acoustics in our office so it’s very difficult to tell where sounds are coming from. It sounded like a man kind of softly groaning. As I walked out of my office and down the hall to the bathroom (see map) I really couldn’t tell where the sounds were originating and I’m sure I looked stupid because I was looking up at the ceiling for part of the time.
I walked into the little room that has the bathrooms, and it got louder. I turned into the 2nd bathroom and as I reached for the light switch heard it again and realized that there was some man there, Peeing, while making happy sounds! In the dark…with the door wide open! I was so freaking startled I just turned around and came back to my office and burst out laughing.
Bathroom Story 2 (aka A story yet to be)
I have a fondness for wearing pullovers with shirts underneath, usually tanks. Usually I tuck the undershirt in. So I look like this.
When I go to the bathroom I realized I have gotten into the habit of folding my outer shirt/sweater up while I tuck in my undershirt. Like this;
I know that someday I’m going to walk back into my office with it folded up. Wonder if one of the guys will say somthing.
As long as we’re uploading pictures…
For all of the men under 80 to sing along to.