I was setting up an account on AARP for my husband (whose birthday is today) this weekend and I stumbled upon a how long will you live quiz. So I took it and it says I will live until I am 91.
That’s when I remembered my promise to myself. Back when I was getting diagnosed with bizarre things left and right and changing everything and getting all “healthy” I decided that when I am 75 I will say enough. That’s when I will start smoking again, do a lot of drinking, maybe smoke a little dope, and sleep around. I’m happy to see that I’ll have time to enjoy it.