My husband found a recipe for a healthier version of peanut butter cookies. Then he put his own twists on it and made it even healthier. What came out of this healthy experiment was not pretty. They are strange looking little piles of weird texture with almost no flavor. He was going to throw them out but I said I would take them to work and eat them for breakfast this week. I don’t really need a lot of flavor in my breakfast, because I don’t think my taste buds wake up until noonish. So into a giant ziploc they went.
I was in the conference room on a call and one of my co-workers discovered the giant bag of cookies in the kitchen. This was the instant messenger conversation that followed.
Brad: there appears to be a bag of cookies and brownies in the kitchen
Brad: I would like to inquire as to it’s intent
Tracy: those are the bad cookies.
Tracy: Feel free to try them, but they’re not good.
Tracy: They are however healthy!
Brad: they don’t look not good…
Brad: healthy? they look like chocolate chip…
Tracy: try it.
Tracy: You’ll see.
Tracy: I am eating them for breakfast this week.
Brad: this feels like a trap, but they look delicious
Tracy: They’re not inedible, they’re just not good.
Brad: you have ruined cookies forever
Tracy: It’s not like I didn’t warn you!