I have managed to make the worst looking food EVER

I had a small bottle of this:


I cut up a block of tofu and dumped it into a pan with a little bit of olive oil. Once it started to brown a little I drizzled this sauce over the top. The sauce when mixed with tofu & browning was a kind of gray lavender color.  Leaving me with some excellent tasting tofu that looked (as Al described it) like zombie flesh.



I think it actually looks much better in the picture. Not nearly as gray. On the 2nd day I added a little bit of red sweet chili sauce, which added the unfortunate appearance of blood.

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  1. LOL did it taste good that is what matters

  2. It does look like zombie flesh.  Good to know it tasted better than that.  Guessing actually.  I’ve never eaten zombie meat myself.  Not sure I want to.  Nope.  Don’t think I do.

  3. Sorry, I am NOT into tofu or zombie flesh

  4. Hahah! ohhhh. I do love tofu though.

  5. Perfect Halloween meal! I am glad it was yummy though! Does your dear hubby like tofu?

  6. I didn’t get any chili sauce, giant container of coconut water. 

  7. oh never mind yes I did

  8. haha oh my god that looks awful. As long as it tasted good though!!

  9. @skanickadee – nope, he is not a big fan. I think its a texture thing.

  10. Texture texture texture

  11. i like to create stuff like that all the time lol

  12. You need to become a professional food critic, judging by this post, which has made me laugh out loud. Your choice of descriptive words would cut through the crap, definitely!

  13. @holeinyoursoul – Thank you very much. Wait until you hear me describe the cutting and cauterizing of my wart & mole today! 🙂

  14. Babababaha, but he ate it! :/ 

  15. @tracy – I’m salivating at the thought!

  16. Good gosh! I hope it was good for you.

  17. As long as it tasted good….

  18. It’s been a crazy day, I’m up too late, the animals are driving me nuts…and you just CRACKED me UP! Thank you for that!!! 

  19. It sounds pretty tasty!

  20. good post.interesting.

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